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A type of rare or exotic mushroom...
"... you are a piltz!"= "you are a mushroom!"
Piltz by lysha_loo April 13, 2008
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Piltz pilt pilted pitza peltzer pillz Pilozow Piltch pilter pilthy

New Paltz Hot

A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."

Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."

Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
New Paltz Hot by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012

pitzipoanca 

female equivalent of a "cocalar";
superficial materialistic girl/gold digger; label collector; fashion freak; excessively accessorized, in permanent overuse of make-up; normal habitat: mall/club; some of them carrying a bichon; self-absorbed boasting narcissist

(var.) pisipoanca, pisi, pitzi
(etymology) merger between pisi (romanian for kitty, pussy) and vagaboanta/bagaboanta (romanian for tramp).
Stop using so much pink lipstick, you look like a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Who is this pitzi (pitzipoanca), she is dressed like a Christmas tree.

Girl you took your own picture in the mirror, that's lame even for a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Chikalaka chikichea
Asta-i pitzipoanca mea
Iese seara la cafea
Cu bichonu' dupa ea
(manea concept with reference to their lifestyle)

Pulling a New Paltz

When you drive a few hours to your ex girlfriend’s college in hopes of rekindling your relationship but get the cops called on you instead.
Person 1: I’m so upset she called the cops on me…
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!
Pilz-e is Foamy's drug-addicted friend from Neurotically Yours. He believes "extra medication for all." He talks really fast and funny.
"Life is sometimes sad, but the purple pill makes it all better."
pilz-e by Kucitizen June 5, 2004
Dude 1: Aye man lets get pilt

Dude 2: Im already there man
Pilt by 6969Bear6969 December 11, 2010