When you drive a few hours to your ex girlfriend’s college in hopes of rekindling your relationship but get the cops called on you instead.
Person 1: I’m so upset she called the cops on me…
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!
by XxX_yolomaster420blazeit_XxX April 14, 2023
The Hallmark Cinematic Universe. This refers to an interconnected universe of films produced by Hallmark Channel, characterized by wholesome, romantic, and often holiday-themed storylines, where recurring characters, locations, or shared events create a cohesive narrative fabric across multiple movies.
“I’m so glad I found the HCU, melatonin just wasn’t doing the trick anymore.”
“My favorite thing about the HCU is that I can start any film halfway through, and know exactly what’s going on”
“My favorite thing about the HCU is that I can start any film halfway through, and know exactly what’s going on”
by XxX_yolomaster420blazeit_XxX November 22, 2023