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pijke
Pijke is the most amazing friend you could ask for. She is not only a person with lots of swag she is also very pretty and rich.
If you find a Pijke it is recommended to keep her.
If you find a Pijke it is recommended to keep her.
pijke by Anoymous34251 November 22, 2021
pijke
This person is an amazing person. She is a person with lots of swag and money and fame. Its someone you want to keep around.
pijke by Anoymous34251 November 22, 2021
Pijke
Pijke by janknakkerman December 11, 2023
Picket Teeth
A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016
Jim Pickens
Jim Pickens by Kevin O’Reilly aka CallMeKevin March 26, 2019
You picked the wrong house, fool!
A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.
Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!
You picked the wrong house, fool! by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026