1. "The team was far behind schedule on the project, but instead of doing their jobs everyone left for the weekend. I was left at the office by myself for the whole weekend to
wade through this pigshit."
2. Tom: I'm thinking of asking out
Rachel, she's really
hot."
Bob: "Getting involved with that girl is a bad idea, her whole family is crazy and her obsessive ex-boyfriend is a felon. Best not to step into that pigshit."