(noun)
1. The shit of the pig, to be distinguished from other shits, as of birds or bulls (see Birdshit; Bullshit).
2. That dirty ass kid on your couch that's been playing video games for three days.
1. A metaphorical social quagmire or morass or pool of quicksand
2. An environment or situation that a person finds himself in that is very unpleasant, messy, complicated and difficult to get out of.
1. "The team was far behind schedule on the project, but instead of doing their jobs everyone left for the weekend. I was left at the office by myself for the whole weekend to wade through this pigshit."
2. Tom: I'm thinking of asking out Rachel, she's really hot."
Bob: "Getting involved with that girl is a bad idea, her whole family is crazy and her obsessive ex-boyfriend is a felon. Best not to step into that pigshit."
That pigshitter arrested me for speeding I was only doing 65 in a 70.
OR
That pigshitter didn't take a statement properly from my mum who had been mugged
OR
I swear that pigshitter takes backhanders
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*