Pidgeonist

To discriminate between pigeons based on their colour or markings.

"I don't mind the brown ones but I don't like those grey ones", "oh Lee don't be such a pidgeonist".

"Brown pigeons are fancy pigeons"

by The Potster September 13, 2015

Shooting Pidgeons

Term for having nothing to do, and instead amusing yourself with inane distractions.

Jack: "So, what you been up to lately?"

George: "Just shooting pidgeons."

by Grandmaster Jack October 25, 2009

shit on my pidgeons

When someone's argument completely outshines your own.

That guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. He really 'shit on my pidgeons' that time.

by MutoKei June 15, 2017

Pigeonist

noun. Someone who bothers, or annoys others constantly.

Roger was being a pigeonist last night. He wouldn't leave me alone!

by BRit&BawLZ June 4, 2009

Pigeonism

Pigeonism is the political ideology based on the freedom of peoples and governments. The primary focus of Pigeonism is to give the people the right to run the government, with voting being controlled by citizens of the government and political ideals being controlled by the citizens as well. It is founded on the soul idea of Happiness and Peace = Hard working, dedicated, and efficient healthy citizens. With this being in place it benefits the peoples needs as well as the people benefiting the government by strengthening its grip in position as government. This upholds the mass production of industrial efforts as well as population and active armed forces. This political ideology focuses the government on aid to the people and primarily focusing about listening to the requests of the people then putting the highest voted request into motion. Pigeonism gives rights to all citizens and the government cannot dictate over the people without the people’s approval to do so. No power is to be made over the people, and if done so, the government will have those responsible for it thrown out of office.

The current ruling party of the nation is Pigeonism.

by Pigeonist Republics March 6, 2020

Pidgeoning

The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.

A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"

by Dr. Gonzo December 20, 2004

pidgeoning

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"

by zingit May 28, 2005