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A PickMe is a woman who is operating in a state of desperation, feminine devaluation, and is content with toxic validation from men. This is a woman whose actions display high amounts of insecurities and lack of self worth so much so that she is grateful for the mere existence of a male giving her any form of attention. This woman has no requirements that extends beyond his shaft and zero standards that she is willing to stand by. She is also male identified to various degrees depending on the type of PickMe she is.
My neighbor is a pickme because she is so desperate for a man that she is in a relationship with an abusive hobosexual.
PickMe by JV Dessalines February 7, 2021
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A woman who sacrifices herself to social, mental, physical, emotional, or material harm for the benefit of a man who does not love her.
She let him come over and sleep with her even though he stole her money from her wallet last week. She is such a "pickme".
Pickme by TheSundayCafe November 13, 2021
A pickme is a person who is trying to get attention by getting noticed by someone superior to them, and one of the greatest examples is someone saying "ooh ooh pick me pick me!" trying to get noticed by the teacher we all have/ have had that class mate and that person is A PICKME!
"ugh! carter's such a pickme always has his hand raised up"
Pickme by jeffrydamher November 21, 2024

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016

Pickle Jar 

The hand motion a person gives to firm the dick prior to sex. The partner grasps the head of the penis and twists using fingers and the palm of the hand, in the motion of opening a pickle jar.
Person 1: “Jimmy how did you lose your virginity again?”
Jimmy: “I was not interested in her, but with the help of a little alcohol and the pickle jar move, my mind was changed.”
Pickle Jar by southtwin November 26, 2017

Parking Lot Pickle 

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.
"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."
Parking Lot Pickle by MythicalH February 24, 2023

picklefall 

When a podcaster (or any other digital professional) begins playing pickleball as a way to get exercise but very soon after beginning, they fall and injure themselves during a pickleball match.
Yo, did you hear about Erin's picklefall? She can't podcast or Substack for like 8 weeks!
picklefall by Danbren Fraser October 15, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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