Pickmeisha
Pickmeisha by timetodiediedie June 4, 2020
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Pickmeisha
A low maintenance woman who devalues other women by doing the following:
A) going 50/50 with him under the guise of building him;
B) allowing a man to build on her by getting his money up while giving her lowest ROI;
C) paying for dates and giving him money to keep him;
D) allowing him to be comfortable and content, while he seeks the women he wants;
E) letting him borrow her car while she’s at work;
F) thinking it’s ok for him to be a grown man still living with momma, but thinking he’s going to get himself right and give you the world when he’s really not;
G) an everyday “Pick Me” who hangs out with Pickmaira, Bonnetta, Ratcheta, Bonnetta and Starkeisha and the other Section 8, low budget Pick Me’s.
A) going 50/50 with him under the guise of building him;
B) allowing a man to build on her by getting his money up while giving her lowest ROI;
C) paying for dates and giving him money to keep him;
D) allowing him to be comfortable and content, while he seeks the women he wants;
E) letting him borrow her car while she’s at work;
F) thinking it’s ok for him to be a grown man still living with momma, but thinking he’s going to get himself right and give you the world when he’s really not;
G) an everyday “Pick Me” who hangs out with Pickmaira, Bonnetta, Ratcheta, Bonnetta and Starkeisha and the other Section 8, low budget Pick Me’s.
Pickmeisha by TwattyPippin October 20, 2019
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Pickmeisha
-A woman who screams "Pick ME!" to a guy
-A woman who accepts the breadcrumbs a guy gives her just to be with him
-A woman who allows herself to be exploited to be with a guy
Ex. A woman who has casual sex with a man hoping he will learn to like her
Ex. A woman who is faithful to a man who isn't even her man
Ex. Women who approach and chase men, plan the dates and some even pay for the man's drinks
Ex. A woman who is with a man who still won't marry her after 10 years and 3 kids
Ex. A woman who is engaged for 5 years and it isn't because of school, finances and other uncontrollable circumstances
-A woman who accepts the breadcrumbs a guy gives her just to be with him
-A woman who allows herself to be exploited to be with a guy
Ex. A woman who has casual sex with a man hoping he will learn to like her
Ex. A woman who is faithful to a man who isn't even her man
Ex. Women who approach and chase men, plan the dates and some even pay for the man's drinks
Ex. A woman who is with a man who still won't marry her after 10 years and 3 kids
Ex. A woman who is engaged for 5 years and it isn't because of school, finances and other uncontrollable circumstances
You've been talking to this guy for 6 months and he still won't make it official?
Stop being a pickmeisha and drop this dude!
Stop being a pickmeisha and drop this dude!
Pickmeisha by keepingitreal2022 July 31, 2022
Pick Meisha
a woman who goes out of their way to put the boys first instead of her girls. She isn't a tomboy but more of a female tool that likes to say she likes whatever the guys she is with likes.
Usually the type of girl who will let the guy step over here and in complete denial about the reality of the situation. And even if the guy does her wrong, she will still take him back. The opposite of a Simp.
Originally referenced by Ashera Star Goddess on her youtube channel.
Usually the type of girl who will let the guy step over here and in complete denial about the reality of the situation. And even if the guy does her wrong, she will still take him back. The opposite of a Simp.
Originally referenced by Ashera Star Goddess on her youtube channel.
Example:
Johnny cheated on Heather.
Heather: It's ok babe I still Love you, you can play your xbox when ever you like.
Dog: Barks* (translates Heather is a Pick Meisha)
Example 2:
Guy: I want to date other girls.
Jen: Ok babe you can date other girls as long as I'm your first choice.
Friend: Wow Jen what are you a pick meisha?
Johnny cheated on Heather.
Heather: It's ok babe I still Love you, you can play your xbox when ever you like.
Dog: Barks* (translates Heather is a Pick Meisha)
Example 2:
Guy: I want to date other girls.
Jen: Ok babe you can date other girls as long as I'm your first choice.
Friend: Wow Jen what are you a pick meisha?
Pick Meisha by anonymous March 28, 2021
Pickmequisha
Yeah she left us at the club last night cause she wanted to be with her man. She’s such a pickmequisha!
Pickmequisha by Mollygreen97 March 26, 2025
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