PickMe

A PickMe is a woman who is operating in a state of desperation, feminine devaluation, and is content with toxic validation from men. This is a woman whose actions display high amounts of insecurities and lack of self worth so much so that she is grateful for the mere existence of a male giving her any form of attention. This woman has no requirements that extends beyond his shaft and zero standards that she is willing to stand by. She is also male identified to various degrees depending on the type of PickMe she is.

My neighbor is a pickme because she is so desperate for a man that she is in a relationship with an abusive hobosexual.

by JV Dessalines February 7, 2021

Pickme

A woman who sacrifices herself to social, mental, physical, emotional, or material harm for the benefit of a man who does not love her.

She let him come over and sleep with her even though he stole her money from her wallet last week. She is such a "pickme".

by TheSundayCafe November 13, 2021

Pickme

A pickme is a person who is trying to get attention by getting noticed by someone superior to them, and one of the greatest examples is someone saying "ooh ooh pick me pick me!" trying to get noticed by the teacher we all have/ have had that class mate and that person is A PICKME!

"ugh! carter's such a pickme always has his hand raised up"

by jeffrydamher November 21, 2024

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Pickle Jar

The hand motion a person gives to firm the dick prior to sex. The partner grasps the head of the penis and twists using fingers and the palm of the hand, in the motion of opening a pickle jar.

Person 1: “Jimmy how did you lose your virginity again?”
Jimmy: “I was not interested in her, but with the help of a little alcohol and the pickle jar move, my mind was changed.”

by southtwin November 26, 2017

Parking Lot Pickle

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.

"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."

by MythicalH February 24, 2023

picklefall

When a podcaster (or any other digital professional) begins playing pickleball as a way to get exercise but very soon after beginning, they fall and injure themselves during a pickleball match.

Yo, did you hear about Erin's picklefall? She can't podcast or Substack for like 8 weeks!

by Danbren Fraser October 15, 2023