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Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.
Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!
Pickle Hair by quikstop03 May 30, 2010
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Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

Hairy Pickle 

Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
Hairy Pickle by Chelsea Chai March 27, 2009

hairy pickle 

male reproductive organ.

(penis)
JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.
hairy pickle by AppleJack July 18, 2012

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026