Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

Pickle Farmer by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011

pickle farmer

One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.

Joe is definitely a pickle farmer, did you see the way he was staring at that man's package.

pickle farmer by b_killin' foos August 7, 2006

Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.

I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.

Pickle Farmer by jv1020 February 25, 2014

Pickle Farter 

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

Pickle Farter by Tom August 3, 2008

picklefarmer

a stupid person who rides bmx bikes

Yo, I just got hit from the stupid picklefarmer at the skatepark

picklefarmer by yourwrong August 30, 2010