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picayune virgin
A girl who has anal sex in order to "preserve her virginity." A picayune virgin often will claim she is a true virgin regardless of how many times she has been anally penetrated.
"Hey, did you know Josephine calls herself a virgin?"
"Seriously? When we were together we had tons of anal!"
"I know, she's a picayune virgin, man."
"Seriously? When we were together we had tons of anal!"
"I know, she's a picayune virgin, man."
picayune virgin by Jackson Walker August 15, 2012
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Picayune
A town in South Mississippi (40 miles from New Orleans/25 miles from the coast) that is known for its teen pregnancy, teen drug use and high school dropouts. At one time or another it was and may still be the highest rates in the nation. Oxycotin is also widely used here.
Afroman refers to Picayune in one of his songs.
Afroman refers to Picayune in one of his songs.
The Picayune
A major periodic newspaper distributed to mayors of SimCity cities, sometimes after reticulating splines, and advertised on wacky radio stations heard when driving the Streets of SimCity.
The Picayune by thefellow3j November 7, 2019
Picayune
A town not far from New Orleans where everybody has sex with there first cousin. Harry street has two different families on the same street who been doing it all there lives. So come on down to harry street picayune where everybody is literally family
Picayune by Brittany Willis August 31, 2017
Picayune Thug
Picayune Thug by Picayune Person November 7, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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