Physicsey 

When you suck at mini golf but need an excuse

I fucked up my swing because if this physicsey shit

Physicsey by Bitchylegs August 28, 2021

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

AP Physics 

Child abuse, plain and simple.

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.

AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014

Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

Mastering Physics by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019

Physics hair 

The state one's hair assumes after spending copious amounts of time attempting and ultimately failing to solve a difficult physics problem. It occurs when you run your hand through your hair in frustration of being unable to solve the problem.

I was in the library all night doing physics, you should have seen my physics hair dude.

Physics hair by ltm4 October 23, 2011

APC Physics AP Tests 

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

APC Physics AP Tests by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

AP Physics B

Synonymous with suicide, AP Physics B is a hardcore class where you learn nothing, but manage to complete an entire textbook by April. Packets of AP questions are given over holiday breaks and homework is given during mid-terms, while regular book assignments can take up to three hours a night to complete, and tests have nothing to do with the material covered in class. Conclusively, AP Physics B is a class only hardcore science and nerd lovers should take.

John: Hey, there's a hockey game tonight- wanna go?
Jane: Sorry, but I'll be killing myself AP Physics B style.

AP Physics B by JAEMDE January 23, 2011