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Noofty Poofty
The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.
Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"
Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"
Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"
Dave: "You shit."
Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"
Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"
Dave: "You shit."
Noofty Poofty by ST212 February 23, 2010
Related Words
Phoofty • Phoofy • poofty • phoofey • phooty • Phooty Call • Poofty-sos • poofty teaspoon • Noofty Poofty • Oofty poofty
Phoofy
someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..
Phoofy
Phoofy can be whatever you want it to be. Phoofy may be used as a noun, verb and or adjective. Phoofy may also be used in the plural form as "Phoofies".
"This party is phoofy as hell"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"
"Yo pass me that phoofy"
"Shotty next hit of that phoofy"
"Wow your phoofies look mad nice in that phoofy ass shirt"
"I'll take a phoofy on that kids chest"
Phoofy by lil phoofizzle April 5, 2009
Oofty poofty
“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”
Oofty poofty by anonymous rando November 20, 2018
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