phwnage

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

by Brian H October 31, 2005

Phwnage

(Fone-age) v. The act of pwning somebody over the telephone.

* dring dring *
Tom:Hello?
Chris:you remind me of gay!
* hangs up *
Chris:OMG PHWNAGE!!

by Jackington Bauer May 9, 2006

pure pwnage

a hilarious collection of home movies about a guy called jeremy .
www.purepwnage.com
go download now , go go go
this series is hard to understand if you are not much of a game player.

'lets go watch pure pwnage'

by =virus.exe= November 4, 2004

pwnage

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels. Spawned from the root word pwn, which originated as a misspelling of the word own. Hence this stupid word is two screw-ups away from anything close to english.

William's pwnage in that game was complete and utter.

by MRostek April 25, 2004

pwnageness

to describe something that's major pwnage.

dude! lauren is SOO full of pwnageness!

by celineee![: August 24, 2007

Pure pwnage

Pure Pwnage is an internet TV show created by "ROFLMAO Productions" It basically follows the life of the self proclaimed gamer Jeremy. The show is mostly humorous, (however non gamers probably won't understand most of the jokes), but there are some more serious parts to the show.

At the time of writing this the show is on it's 10th episode and is due to release episode 11 in a few months time. The episodes can be freely downloaded from www.purepwnage.com.

We are watching Pure Pwnage

by Ripper Skillz July 30, 2008

pwnager

A weapon of mass destruction. Usually refering to a medieval weapon, Such as a large double handed sword, but may also be used in reference to any object which unleashes mass amounts of pwnage. Chuck Norris left and right legs, are also known as pwnagers.

We were loosing the battle, but then jimmy got out his pwnager and unleased the pwnage.

by Smeep January 23, 2006