holdencoleman's definitions

E-Gypted

When one's internet service is cut off.

He didn't pay his bill, so Verizon E-Gypted him.

by holdencoleman February 19, 2011

Pooperang

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.

Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.

by holdencoleman January 24, 2009

Heming-Way

A traditional doggy-style position in which the man places a laptop on the woman's back to enable him to work on his novel while fucking.

I wasn't finished editing the chapter yet, so Zelda let me screw her Heming-Way. Very productive use of time.

by holdencoleman August 2, 2016