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Phonting

The act of dating someone at a specific day and time over the phone instead of in person; usually a routine.
Thasha: Hey, what is MinBoy doing?
ThaMeel: He's phonting outside right now, better not disturb.
by ThaMeel May 21, 2019
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Phoning the 90s

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013
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phanting

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)
1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.
by peterkz November 20, 2009
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Ponting

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.
As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.
by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018
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phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.
Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.
by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015
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Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.
1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"
by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011
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phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.
1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.
by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008
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