phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

phoneman by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007

Phoneman

Cringe anime Instagram page

I hate phoneman

Phoneman by Phoneman.mp4 September 11, 2021

phonebanging 

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

phonebanging by LORNA VU July 9, 2006

Phonemando 

Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.

Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked

Phonemando by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010

Phonemance 

I coined this phrase years ago after dealing with several similar situations...

When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.

If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.

I'm not really into having a phonemance with you, if we are feeling each other, lets get together and hang out!

Phonemance by italiana70 June 27, 2009

Phonomaniac 

A person who desires to murder.
A person who has homcidal tendencies.

I think John is a Phonomaniac because he told me of his homicidal tendencies.

Phonomaniac by Sociop January 5, 2017

Phonement 

The short amount of time when you freak out about the location of your mobile phone, and are sure its with you.

I was at the pub the otherday and had a phonement. Its okay though I found my phone in my jacket pocket.

Phonement by iamfoobs September 2, 2010