Definitions by tttarafied

Goldicocksing 

Trying out many different dicks in order to find the most suitable one, preferably attached to an acceptable man.

She ran through those dudes like goldicocksing was her fulltime job before she found her perfect penis.

Goldicocksing by tttarafied February 25, 2022

Goldilocksing 

Trying out many of any type of thing in order to find the most suitable one. Especially dick.

She ran through those dudes like goldilocksing was her hobby before she found her perfect penis.

Goldilocksing by tttarafied February 22, 2022

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

Philanderthal by tttarafied January 19, 2022

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

Philanderthal by tttarafied January 19, 2022