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Phinious
This is a *black* male. He is so black that he blends in with the night. He looks like under the bed. He is darker than black paint. When he smiles, you can only see his teeth because his gums blend in. He is so black that bleach made him darker. He is darker than Robert Mugabe and Michael Blackson combined. When there is no light, you can see his figure because it is much darker than the surrounding. He is so black that he makes the devil look like a force of light and goodness. He is so black that when God said let there be light, the darkness couldn't light him up. He is so black, he made a blackhole to be renamed to a purple hole. He is so black that he makes charcoal look like a star. He is so black that he looks like charcoal when he is near a fire. He is so black that there is no difference between him having bathed and not having bathed.
Despite his blackness, he gets all the girls. Hide your girls from him. He is the definition of a man hoe. He is also a pretty smart guy. He has unspoken rizz and if you see him talking to a hot girl, just know he has at least 6 more wrapped around his finger.
He is such a stud and so comfortable about his manhood that he acts excessively and concerningly gay.
To summarize, he is a smart, black, straight despite seemingly gay, promiscuous male.
Despite his blackness, he gets all the girls. Hide your girls from him. He is the definition of a man hoe. He is also a pretty smart guy. He has unspoken rizz and if you see him talking to a hot girl, just know he has at least 6 more wrapped around his finger.
He is such a stud and so comfortable about his manhood that he acts excessively and concerningly gay.
To summarize, he is a smart, black, straight despite seemingly gay, promiscuous male.
phineaus
A chivalrous, sometimes Houghty young gentleman. A bit of a geek though. Also can be shortened to Phin.
phineaus by Erevan Naïlo March 19, 2019
phinnaeus
A person who gets cheated on by a girl who was dating another guy without his knowledge who was sent nudes simultaneously with the other guy.
phinnaeus by DaMysticWaffy March 3, 2022
Princeous
A term especially used with a negative connotation to describe something of lavish, and ginormous proportions. It is also a word describing something that is ostentatiously decorated.
"That fat pig always plundering us for what we're worth - feeding upon his princeous spoils and leaving us with nothing but dust and last month's harvest. The king never gets enough..."
"That's quite a princeous rifle you got there. Looks like it was made for the Emperor's guard."
"That's quite a princeous rifle you got there. Looks like it was made for the Emperor's guard."
Princeous by Lyricistoftheimagined June 16, 2022
Princeous
A word used to describe something of lavish, and enormous proportions, or something that is ostentatiously decorated. This term is mostly used with a negative connotation.
"That fat pig always plundering us for what we're worth, adding more to his princeous heap of spoils as we all are left with nothing but dust and last month's harvest!"
"With a princeous suit like that, those snobs at the ball will never know that you were just a humble shopkeeper!"
"With a princeous suit like that, those snobs at the ball will never know that you were just a humble shopkeeper!"
Princeous by Lyricistoftheimagined June 16, 2022
Phinnesolsesphobia
Phinnesolsesphobia is a specific phobia brought about by the irrational fear of ginger phin whales (phinnesolsena musculus). People with phinnesolsesphobia tend to feel uneasy in any area they believe could harbour ginger phin whales or that has visible signs of their presence, such as several trays of food, ketchup packets, stains of ketchup on school desks, swimming pools.
High schoolers of big schools have phinnesolsesphobia because they fear the ginger phin whale in crowded hallways.
Phinnesolsesphobia by Otto Sam April 3, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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