Philosophful 

Philosophful (adj.)
A person who is deeply and naturally full of philosophical thought not just trained in philosophy, but saturated with it in how they see the world. ;Full of philosophical depth, quiet thought, or reflective meaning.

person; someone full of philosophy.

"They’re so philosophful, it’s like every little thing to them is meaningful."

Philosophful by gloomxsq May 13, 2025

Philosophuck

noun.

Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.

Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.

Philosophuck 1: Wow, did you read "Twilight of the Idols" by Nietzche? I must say, he's really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha

Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!

Philosophuck by TexasDem May 10, 2008

philosophyless 

The opposite of Sentient. A person or persons who has the inability, state of consciousness or cerebral capacity to question ones own existence.

Someone with a low IQ, Low understanding of surrounding equilibrium, small vocabulary.

Shop at iceland, don't work, smoke, ware lots of gold, live off the state.

also see 'Burdon on society'

Rod - "Hay Dave, you seen them two bag heads coming out of iceland"

Dave - "Jesus Rod philosophyless or what"

Also see
bag head chav sentient burdon on society welfare breeder

philosophyless by mordzy2 August 2, 2010

philosophile

(Noun): A lover of Philosophy. Someone who is interested in academic study of Philosophy.

I can see philosophiles thronging in the library of our college.

philosophile by Akkii June 12, 2018

philosophiliology 

The science of philosophies and why they're autistic

That's just the philosophiliology of my teachings

philosophiliology by Dat Boi All Over 101 September 20, 2017

Philosophal 

Though it is an incorrect spelling of Philosophical, it is a better spelling of the word.

Yo bro, you want to have a philosophal conversation?

Philosophal by Smart In My Own Way August 20, 2019

philosophucking 

Intimate, passionate, animalistic sex followed by vulnerable and cerebral discussion whilst naked bodies are still entwined.

Philosophucking is the best mind fuck.

philosophucking by Liz75 February 16, 2017