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Philippo 

A very very very short rodent who will do anything in their power to grab onto you. Life forms like the Philippo only have 1 goal in life and that is to suck the life out of every human being that they can. Many devote their lives to hunting down the last remaining Philippo's through the deep green rain forests of Brazil, where they mostly live. If you have been attacked by a Philippo you are likely to, fucking die, but you can attempt to make it to the nearest hospital in time.
Person 1 - "I think I see one up there in the trees"
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"

*Both die*
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A wonderful person and the best boy that exists.

He´s intelligent, handsome, athletic and funny.
You should keep him in your life. He will always take care of you.

He will always love you, maybe as a friend, best friend or lover. You can sit with him on a roof and talk about life at 2 A.M. He´s the one you will be happy with because he´s funny, cute, romantic, and loyal. Even if he hurts you, he will never stop thinking of you because you are important to him.

He has an amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything.
The way he looks at you, the way he talks to you and the way he laughs, it´s just perfect.
Keep him in your life.
Girl 1: "Wow, he looks adorable. Who is that?"
Girl 2: "Oh, you mean Philipp? He´s just the best person that exists."
Philipp by lalapeyton January 30, 2017
Philipp is God.
Philipp by Hwkdgsjdh August 11, 2018

Philippines

The Philippines IS an ASIAN country.Most people who visit the country dont get a chance to see the beauty in it.You have to live there to actually appreciate this country. Also known to have the most beautiful beaches in the world.
Philippines by Anonymous August 11, 2003

to pull a philipp 

to pull a philipp is to befriend someone with the pure intention of getting together with them and once you find out they’re uninterested, ghosting them completely without warning.
Zoey: “What happened to your friend Dave? I haven’t seen you guys hang out recently...”
Lou: “Fred told him, he doesn’t think I’m interested and he pulled a philipp”

to pull a philipp is what Sharon did to Aaron, when she talked with him about deep topics, and gave him a shoulder to cry on almost everyday, but after he rejected her, Aaron never saw her again

philippines

A very nice tropical country that is full of beaches and resorts. First impression on this country is always negative but once you get to live in this country you will feel that there is no love like a filipino love. Home of the nicest people on earth. filipinos are not mean people.
Man, I thought the Philippines was a dumb country! I was wrong!
philippines by ruined July 6, 2005

Patek Philippe

The worlds most luxury watch.
When one speaks with watch collectors, dealers, and enthusiasts from all walks of life, one brand is consistently singled out as being "the Rolls-Royce of watches". Like that esteemed auto manufacturer, it is a name that has become synonymous with perfection, exclusivity and the finest craftsmanship. The company is Patek Philippe, and its history offers a compelling insight into how this unique, family-held watch company has dominated the Swiss watch industry for over 160 years.
i have a Patek Philippe watch from my grandpa.
Patek Philippe by bgbabe September 4, 2012