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Phaneuter 

that is one mighty fine phaneuter you have there sweety.
Phaneuter by Dildo rose September 30, 2012
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phaneuter 

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter
I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.
phaneuter by tracey June 20, 2004

phanooter 

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.
Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.
phanooter by Chris Flint May 20, 2004

Phoneternet 

The internet as used on a cell phone.
I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up
Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010
A lighter of any kind. Preferably used when smoking stoges or buds.
Hey dude, hand me that phucking pheuter before I kick you squa in the nutz!
pheuter by Obak Barama December 9, 2010

Phonetercourse  

Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.
Phonetercourse by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009

phoneterruption 

An incredibly rude and disruptive entry of a phone into a social setting
We were having a conversational dinner until the rude phoneterruption
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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