phucking

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse
She is phucking her cell phone.
by 3.14thagoras August 04, 2008
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Egyptian form of 'fucking'
The Pharoh was caught phucking the alterboy.
by RAFFO November 02, 2003
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Sometimes used to get past word filters. Also used because it's funny.
1.) (CHATROOM) Go phuck yourself!
2.) (FUNNY) Try to make sure they don't see that you have a PHUCKING PSP IN YOUR POCKET!
by AintItDaObvious May 06, 2007
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a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.
by Luman October 30, 2007
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Aw phuck I forgot to do my homework
by amizzyjr December 05, 2017
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Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.
Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
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One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post.

Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good!

Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!
Phuck that!

Im a lady I don't phucking swear.

Phuck
by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014
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