phucking

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

by 3.14thagoras August 4, 2008

Phucking

Sexual intercourse with a player from the Phillies.

Dude, did you know she is phucking Pat Burrell ?!

by Nehru G-Unit March 4, 2011

phucking

Egyptian form of 'fucking'

The Pharoh was caught phucking the alterboy.

by RAFFO November 2, 2003

phucking

Sometimes used to get past word filters. Also used because it's funny.

1.) (CHATROOM) Go phuck yourself!
2.) (FUNNY) Try to make sure they don't see that you have a PHUCKING PSP IN YOUR POCKET!

by AintItDaObvious May 6, 2007

Phucking

(verb.) Sexual activity while on pharmaceuticals that enhance the experience.

"Yo, wanna phuck?"
"If you got the pills, I've got the snooter!"

"I stuffed like 6 pills up my ass, then I phucked that bitch."

"Dude, I was phucking this broad for like 8 hours straight last night... didn't even come"

by TheThreeMusketeers November 7, 2009

Phucking fone

When your phone autocorrects a word or phrase and it made it:
1. Not make sense
2. Really funny
3. Kind of offensive or awkward

“Hey can I see your pussy?”
“Umm...no”
“I meant puppy. Phucking fone.”

by Phase10 May 16, 2018

Phucking Phailure

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.

The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.

by No Tango and no Cash October 25, 2023