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The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi

Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.

A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.
"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."

"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"

"I love you to the peanut and back."
Peanutery by 2masEdison November 5, 2018
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Peanutty Popsicle 

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.
Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.

peanutrina 

I gently squeezed my trans girlfriend’s peanutrina.
peanutrina by Carly shayyy October 28, 2023

peanuted 

when someone pulls on your tie so it goes into a hard to undo knot
hahaha bro you just got peanuted

peanuted 

The position of an unborn baby in the womb taking shape of a peanut where the head and bum are perpendicular to the spine. The shape of the mom's tummy is in the shape of a peanut
The baby peanuted!
peanuted by peanuted July 9, 2020

Peanutty 

As an adjective meaning something closer 2 " petty"
than having the taste of peanuts.
your suggestion makes the job appear peanutty.
Peanutty by Dartistic June 16, 2018