Phallugraph 

phallugraph /fæl-ə-græf/ -

1. a photograph, usually erotic, in which male genitalia are a focal point in said photograph

2. a photograph taken specifically to show off male genitalia, usually to a lover

3. any photograph focused on male genitalia

Nancy: Dave just sent me another phallugraph! I have told him to stop multiple times, should I report it?
Claire: Just say dick pic lol

Phallugraph by SciKE October 11, 2019

Phallography 

The practice of drawing penises on other objects or pictures.

'That's a funny penis you've drawn, your phallography is really improving.'

Phallography by Aeon8 May 11, 2017

Phallographics 

the pictorial representation of a phallus, or a depiction relating to or resembling a phallus

For some reason, I don't know why, I used to have this thing...where I would...like, kinda...sit around all say and draw pictures of dicks. My therapist called it phallographics.

Phallographics by mcmitch October 28, 2010

Phalligraphy 

N. The art of writing words and characters in the snow, using urine.

I drank lots of water today and then practiced my phalligraphy in the new snow. Knowing cursive sure pays off!

Phalligraphy by Odder0tter October 30, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019