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Phalliban 

"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)
"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."
Phalliban by BondageTop November 27, 2009
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phallicing 

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower
phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallicam 

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.
Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!
phallicam by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009
Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

phallicacy 

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.
He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.
phallicacy by g50007 May 2, 2008

Phallison 

Used to describe bearded hipsters.
Phallison is really testy today.
Phallison by When you know January 26, 2012

PC (phallically-challenged) 

When a man has a small penis
Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!