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"America’s killjoy campaign against the male body’s, er, maleness" (Mark Simpson)

"I could understand if the FDNY was worried that Biserta’s hot body might be starting more fires than it puts out. Instead it seems like just another example of the puritanical American Phalliban trying to turn back the commodification cock that American consumerism started ticking."

Phalliban by BondageTop November 27, 2009

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phallicing

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

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phallicam

Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.

Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.

Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!

phallicam by I M A Dogg January 6, 2009

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Paliban

Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.

1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.

Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

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phallicacy

A combination of phallic and fallacy, phallicacy refers to a lie or exaggeration regarding the size of one's penis.

He claimed he had 9 inches. I fucked him last night, and determined that was a phallicacy.

phallicacy by g50007 May 2, 2008

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Phallison

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

Phallison by When you know January 26, 2012

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PC (phallically-challenged)

When a man has a small penis

Gretchen: "How was your date last night?"
Paris: "So PC, I won't be going out with him again."
Gretchen: "You are such a liberal! I can't believe you met a guy who is more PC than you."
Paris: "Not politically-correct! PC (PHALLICALLY-CHALLENGED)!

PC (phallically-challenged) by masseclectic May 17, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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