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An object absorbing another object into oblivion. Derived from the biological process

Phagocytosis.

1. Chris's desk is such a mess it almost phagocytized my football.

2. If you're not careful Satana will Phagocytize your soul.

Phagocytize by TheDude666 August 11, 2012

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Phagocyte

A gay cell.

That phagocyte is going crazy eating up those foreign invaders.

Phagocyte by Froto Saggins October 21, 2018

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phagocyte

A word used in Bio class when one has the urge to call another Gay. It is an ideal word because the teacher thinks you're speaking bio when really you're speaking offensiveness.

One who is very phagocyte can also be called Phagocycotic.

lenny, you are the biggest freaking phagocyte I've ever seen.

phagocyte by joshmm December 28, 2007

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phagocyte

a white blood cell nigga!

chillin with mah phagocytes at the holidae iiiiiiiiiinn.....

phagocyte by J0540Rzzz... January 20, 2004

Phagocytical

The act of acting like a fag. When someone is annoying or mean they are a phofocyte. it is less than a fag.

"Wow, quit acting so phagocytical"

Phagocytical by cnnrmcneely December 6, 2009

Phagocyte

The white blood cell that engulfs the pathogens

Phagocytes are hungry beasts

Phagocyte by ruckasboy December 13, 2016

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Phagocyte

H u n g e r

Damn, I'm so hungry I could eat like a phagocyte!

Phagocyte by Aitternh January 7, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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