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phagocytosis 

The process in which a cell nourishes itself through diffusion of nutrients through its cell membrane.
Phagocytosis is not as exciting as sex
phagocytosis by KKK619 March 21, 2008

phagocytosis 

NOUN: a really offensive person, generally somebody who talks a lot and is very annoying
Dang, Grace was being a real phagocytosis today.
phagocytosis by gracerrific November 21, 2017

phagocytoastis

the ingestion of toast by an amoeba, a variation of phagocytosis.
It was not I who stole the toast from the toaster, it was an amoeba, he phagocytoastisized it!
phagocytoastis by Turniptree November 16, 2011

phagosytositize 

verb- term biology teachers use for eating
So then the amoeba will phagosytositize the food!

William, would you like to phagosytositize some duck with me this evening?
phagosytositize by DavideSophia March 23, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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