Phaeton 

An Indonesian fungus brought by Columbus' soldiers from America (comes from a Russian movie, "Cocky the running doctor")

What does Phaeton give?! It slays the consciousness!

Phaeton by IrtaMan April 29, 2020

Phaeton 

Yours truly and the only person who looks up themself on every search engine to see if their famous

Damm phaeton really is a egocentric person

Phaeton by Phaeton Michael Fischer April 4, 2022

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton 

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.

"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014

Paeton Hughes 

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Paeton Hughes by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Paeton 

Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.

What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.

Paeton by WQA August 6, 2011

Phaytonic 

When you bring something into your reality that you wanted. Beyond coincidental, driven by fate, universally inspired. When something happens that was meant to happen.

Wow I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend this morning and walked into the grocery store and there she was. Dude it was phaytonic!

Phaytonic by ElliottInSpace April 13, 2010

Pharton

Smallest possible unit of gas that can overcome sphinter pressure to escape in one fart.

Why is everyone leaving the room it was only a pharton?

Pharton by Tim Cartledge June 15, 2010