A Word that the creator of this definition created because he needed a way to describe his artwork and because he’s a shitheel furry who thinks he’s funny
Someone: Hey, your art sucks, you dumbass furry
Phaeton: Well, that’s what Phaetonism is, dude
Someone: Lmfao who cares
Phaeton: exactly
by Phaeton Hylton April 7, 2021
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An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
by TheCarFanatic November 29, 2014
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Yours truly and the only person who looks up themself on every search engine to see if their famous
Damm phaeton really is a egocentric person
by Phaeton Michael Fischer April 5, 2022
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An Indonesian fungus brought by Columbus' soldiers from America (comes from a Russian movie, "Cocky the running doctor")
What does Phaeton give?! It slays the consciousness!
by IrtaMan April 29, 2020
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