Phaetonism 

A Word that the creator of this definition created because he needed a way to describe his artwork and because he’s a shitheel furry who thinks he’s funny

Someone: Hey, your art sucks, you dumbass furry
Phaeton: Well, that’s what Phaetonism is, dude
Someone: Lmfao who cares
Phaeton: exactly

Phaetonism by Phaeton Hylton April 7, 2021

paytonism 

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

paytonism by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015

Paytonism 

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

Paytonism by tacosaf April 9, 2015