Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*

phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017

Related Words

Pfhoon • phoon • phooning • Pahooni • phoondart • Phooner • phooney • Phoonge • phoonkay • Phoonoe

Phoon

A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.

Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah

Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019

Phoon

A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.

Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.

Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018

Phoonge

A Phoonge or Foonge is a sour look on ones face. A look of malcontent or distain. pronounced (foo-nge)

I can see by the Phoonge on your face you must be having a most terrible day.

or-
Seriously, please wipe that Phoonge off of your face... you're starting to bring me down.

Phoonge by Brilliantlights July 3, 2011

Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

Phoont by tc2112 December 12, 2008

phoony

An anything insult, can be used in any sitiuation.

John: "Your a loser!"
You: "Least I'm not a phoony"

or

You: "That teacher was such a stupid foony"
Kale: "Ya"
You: ...
Kale: "Emergency Dance Party!" *starts to beat box*
You: 5,4,3,2,1, *starts to dance wildly*
Bryce: 'Can I join?"
You "NO, PHOONY's ALLOWED HERE"

phoony by Jason Knight June 7, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026