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Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*
phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017
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phoony • phony • phoon • phoenyx • poony • phooey • phonytail • Poonyetah • Phony Pony • Phorny

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.
"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"
A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.
Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah
Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019
A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.
Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.
Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018

Poonyatang 

An extremely tight vagina.
I tried to fuck Sarah last light but I couldn't get my cock in her poonyatang.
Poonyatang by My pseudonym_56754 September 5, 2009
Damn, she got a dry poonyeeti.
poonyeeti by Warband October 28, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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