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pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar
Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.
pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010
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v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
pewp by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017
Wow, T-rizzle is a true peump
Peump by Nuckra May 28, 2003
A picture or "selfie" taken of someone who clearly hasn't showered or brushed their teeth in several days. Basically, you can smell them through the picture.
Dude! Why'd you send me that pewpic? I can smell your stinky ass through my phone!
pewpic by dirtyclam July 26, 2015
A noise that laser beams makes
OMFgzzzLAZORrrBEAMzzzPEWPeW lol bbqpwned
pewpew by Jaqq June 18, 2006