Peved

That one mate who tries to blag you to go for one drink and totally destroy your life in the process

Come on brad let's go for a pint! I'm going out for a meal with the mrs later so can't have more than one!

Bowling in pissed out your head at 4am "I've just got peved"

Peved by Somelad August 31, 2017

Peedee 

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

Who paved the way 

The seven crackheads of south korea . Their cracked head intelligence , activities and mortality with extra cuteness made everyone say . BTS paved the way .

Do you know who paved the way?
Armys: BTS!!!💜

Who paved the way by u Got no jams September 13, 2020

bts paved the way 

bts paved the way. that's it.

a word that can make antis boil.

army: bts paved the way

bts paved the way by bts's wasted lover April 6, 2019

Peedar 

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012