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pettit by nash hudson December 8, 2007
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pettit
1. a pedophile, usually is attracted to girls under the age of 12 especially if moderately attractive.
2. one of a distinctly bad smell.
2. one of a distinctly bad smell.
pettit by weekend warrior May 8, 2007
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Pettit
One who pets things.
Someone who finds it enjoyable to pet and or seduce others.
A person who is extraordinarily good at all types of physical petting and touching specifically that in dimly lit rooms.
- Also see randy
Someone who finds it enjoyable to pet and or seduce others.
A person who is extraordinarily good at all types of physical petting and touching specifically that in dimly lit rooms.
- Also see randy
Pettit by Randillionaire November 4, 2008
George Pettit
The sexiest man on planet earth in one of the most amazing bands in the world, Alexisonfire. He has amazing facial hair and is completly irresistable. Any girl with half the brain cells of a blonde would leave their boyfriend for him.
George Pettit by space16 May 27, 2009
Henry Pettit
A 16 year old male, that should not be trusted around children. Has no feelings and shows no emotions. Chances are high that he’s into men, and has an enormous cock
Henry Pettit by Taj_Annan June 11, 2018
Tyler Pettit
An perfectly, amazing man who's an even more perfectly, amazing lover due to the fact he's packing the biggest cock you'll ever seen this side of the Mississippi I do declare!
Tyler Pettit by Papa Pettit's Bayou Bitch September 3, 2021
Cohen Pettit
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