Pettino 

Common word in the north eastern dialect. Used for referring to small problems, often related with emotions and feelings.

E' successo un pettino con Cristina

Pettino by 9fender0 July 6, 2011

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

two way petting zoo by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix 

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

pettifoggery

It refers to engaging in trivial arguments or activities, consuming energy better spent on important matters. Bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.
Origin: Pettifogger was two separate words: “Pettie Fogger” and “Pettie” was a variant spelling of “petty” and “fogger” may come from the word “fugger” used for hucksters and small-time operator of a shady business.

They should spend less time dreaming up new forms of pettifoggery and more time working on real issues.

pettifoggery by Mama Cup March 27, 2019

two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

two-way petting zoo by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

heavy petting 

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

heavy petting by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

are you petting my mongoose 

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

are you petting my mongoose by Jlock April 5, 2019