The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

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Peter Ruette

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Peter Ruette by uwupug fada May 15, 2022

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Peter Shulman

1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class

2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it

I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!

Peter Shulman by Tumma May 6, 2004

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Peter Ruette

to be funny

Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck

Children: GASP
Adult: bitch

Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA

Peter Ruette by appointment November 12, 2020

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Peter Griffin

The biggest Chad of them all

Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.

Peter Griffin by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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