Peter Beaters

Another name for a man's hands.

Hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! It looks like he's carrying two bunches of bananas!

by mck681s May 28, 2012

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)

Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !

by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019

peter beater

An excessive masturbator.

Same as peter-beater.

"I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater."

by someone March 18, 2004

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006