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Pet the cat 

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

pet the cat 

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.
"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".
pet the cat by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat 

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
pet the cat by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

Meow the Pet Cat 

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.
person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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