Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

by darck_cide January 31, 2007

pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.

person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!

by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019