Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.
by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009
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petting the cat

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.
by dinki August 24, 2003
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pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.
"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".
by darck_cide January 31, 2007
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pet the cat

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
by nappy pappy May 04, 2008
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Petting the Cat

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.
by PolaJack May 24, 2011
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Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."
by Strange Sounds August 03, 2009
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