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When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016
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When you first get a Christmas tree, and the branches are all bundled up, you need to spread and fluff them out. This is called " petting the fir" because a fir is a common tree used for Christmas festivities.
Johnny, before you put on the ornaments, please pet the fir so it doesn't look so sparse. Thanks dear!
by FlaccidFabio November 24, 2016
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