ToeKnee's definitions

Mother Fuck

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

mudafuck

Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.

When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

cralk

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.

Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

boston strangler

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005