Pervertify 

To make a perverted reference, make something more perverted than it actually is, or to act in a way that represents perverted nature.

Why did you have to pervertify that?

Pervertify by Ifwecouldfly April 8, 2015

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018

Perfectify 

To make something perfect.

I need to perfectify my tennis skills.

Perfectify by Jessa Getzendanner August 3, 2007

extreme pervertion 

When some1 becomes extremely horny and perverted that it becomes a sport. An individual practicing this sport usually tends to brake things.

Mikes was practicing extreme pervertion while we were trying to clean up.

extreme pervertion by chocolate milk breaking things August 4, 2010

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

pervertible by Saucy girlfriend April 6, 2008

pervertified 

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

pervertified by jpatt February 23, 2005

PERVERTISM 

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

PERVERTISM by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020