Peryton

ONE OF THE BIGGEST DICKS KNOW ON THE PLANET. HONESTLY THE GUY HAS A FOREARM ATTACHED TO HIS GROIN. LEGEND HIS IT HE ONCED COCK SLAPPED A LADY AND IT REARRANGED HER FACE.

Girl1: WOW have you seen Peryton he is a biggun

Girl2: OMG I know right?

by ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)╭∩╮ September 20, 2020

Peryton

Peryton is the coolest person around, you always wanna be friends with them and they're the absolute best. We love a Peryton who can live up to the expectation of their name!
Pery is a nickname for someone named Peryton and it's pretty much a gender neutral name.

They are the cousins of Perry the Platypus, the lord and saviour of our world.

Peryton is the coolest person ever 😎

Person 1: Yo! I was just handing out with Peryton! They're so cool, i totally wanna be their good friend!
Person 2: Omg! I love Peryton, they're the coolest person I've ever met.

by anonymous orca December 18, 2020

peyton place

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.

"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."

by mattcci December 10, 2013

Peyton Manning's Forehead

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Lauseng

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7

Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space

by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Perryton

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.

random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...

by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019

Peyton Manthing

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011