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Peryton is the coolest person around, you always wanna be friends with them and they're the absolute best. We love a Peryton who can live up to the expectation of their name!
Pery is a nickname for someone named Peryton and it's pretty much a gender neutral name.

They are the cousins of Perry the Platypus, the lord and saviour of our world.

Peryton is the coolest person ever 😎
Person 1: Yo! I was just handing out with Peryton! They're so cool, i totally wanna be their good friend!
Person 2: Omg! I love Peryton, they're the coolest person I've ever met.
Peryton by anonymous orca December 18, 2020

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.
"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."
peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.
My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Lauseng 

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7
Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space
Peyton Lauseng by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Perryton 

A town that everyone wishes they could leave as soon as possible. Yes. It does suck ass I’m sorry for the people that love Perryton, but everyone is annoying. School sucks with the stupid school codes and Michelle Obama’s stupid healthy jail fucked up food. Oh wait, there’s no good restaurants or stores other than the same old stuff. And I know for sure that us students that attend school should not be charged with lunch money it’s just stupid. Suck my ass, b. Don’t even get me started with the staar test like oh ma goshhhhh... that’s where us students get depressed.
random person: how is perryton?
me: ah shit here we go again...

Peyton Manthing 

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"
Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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