Perusement 

A verb describing the act of perusing in a future tense.

"Dear sir, I have collected an arrangement of articles for your perusement."

"Thank you Bertram, I shall now peruse these articles."

Perusement by Beepbeepbehicle March 16, 2021

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

persemen

Personal load of semen for that special someone in your life

I want to Persemen every hole you have because you mean so much to me.

persemen by anonymous September 30, 2021

Persemen

Personal load of semen for someone special to you

I want to Persemen every hole you have because your so special to me.

Persemen by Dick Sharter September 30, 2021

Perudimentary 

Something that is probably unnecessary but has been there for a while and no one's bothered to investigate.

- Hey, isn't this microwave perudimentary? It hasn't been working since 2015.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.

Perudimentary by Perrrrr February 5, 2024

Perudimentary 

Something that's probably unnecessary, but been there for a while and no one has bothered to investigate.

- Hey, this microwave is perudimentary, no? It's been broken since 2014.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.

Perudimentary by Perrrrr February 5, 2024