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penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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Personal load of semen for that special someone in your life
I want to Persemen every hole you have because you mean so much to me.
persemen by anonymous September 30, 2021
Personal load of semen for someone special to you
I want to Persemen every hole you have because your so special to me.
Persemen by Dick Sharter September 30, 2021

Perudimentary 

Something that is probably unnecessary but has been there for a while and no one's bothered to investigate.
- Hey, isn't this microwave perudimentary? It hasn't been working since 2015.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
Perudimentary by Perrrrr February 5, 2024

Perudimentary 

Something that's probably unnecessary, but been there for a while and no one has bothered to investigate.
- Hey, this microwave is perudimentary, no? It's been broken since 2014.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
Perudimentary by Perrrrr February 5, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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