"Dear sir, I have collected an arrangement of articles for your perusement."
"Thank you Bertram, I shall now peruse these articles."
"Thank you Bertram, I shall now peruse these articles."
by Beepbeepbehicle March 16, 2021
Get the Perusement mug.The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.
HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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Get the Persemen mug.Something that is probably unnecessary but has been there for a while and no one's bothered to investigate.
- Hey, isn't this microwave perudimentary? It hasn't been working since 2015.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
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- Hey, this microwave is perudimentary, no? It's been broken since 2014.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
- It's a house decoration object, leave it be.
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