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Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.
Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."
Perture by Dood89 June 3, 2010
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perjurer 

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation
Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.
perjurer by imBASICk May 23, 2016
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Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

perturbed 

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression
Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.
perturbed by Emily F September 27, 2005
Being unable to even grasp the basis of a concept (like trying to imagine a new sense).
He could not porture the difference between right and wrong for ethics were of nothing to him.
Porture by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! July 14, 2017

perturbed 

Adjective: disturbed, worried, concerned.

Compare to: perturb (vt); perturbation (n).
Your new haircut perturbed me when I first saw it.
Peture is the interplay of a peoples' culture and individuality.
Culture generally refers to meaningful acts that are the result of both social learning and individual creativity. While individuals may share the same culture, each has characteristics that make them unique. Peture combines both attributes.
I love traveling to different countries comparing petures.
peture by CastleMaster January 20, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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