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The Best/only way to express that you are Pissed off in front of your parents
mom when you say i have issues i get really pi...perturbed
perturb by Courtney D. June 10, 2005

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

perturbed 

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression
Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.
perturbed by Emily F September 27, 2005

perturbed 

Adjective: disturbed, worried, concerned.

Compare to: perturb (vt); perturbation (n).
Your new haircut perturbed me when I first saw it.

Pertubed 

The point at which your anger level has increased until you look like your head its about to pop off. Kind of like when you sqeeze a tube of toothpaste
"You look really angry..."

"No, no I'm not just angry anymore. I'm pertubed"
Pertubed by Lor & Alex June 23, 2006
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