Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)

“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”

Damien Persinger by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

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Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

Future persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

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Preminger

absolute hottie and rich girl of all time

Preminger is amazing!

Preminger by m!ra March 30, 2020

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Preminger

Absolute prince boss and slay king has good humor and somewhat sassy attitude but deep down inside he’s really a big softy.

Jobs and hobby’s: being a prince boss, singing songs that slap and loves fashion
Favourite colour: purple
Favourite animal: dogs especially poodles

Hates: simpering simpletons,morons,idiots and cats and probably a lot of other things too…

Relationship status: married to Annelieses mother whom he married to get her riches

“Preminger is an the best character in Princess and the pauper and slays at being a prince boss”

Preminger by CharlESee June 28, 2022

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Preminger

Princes boss (to you), royal advisor, rags to riches bitches, keeper (stealer) of the last gold of the royal mines

Master Preminger is so sexy and fine.

Preminger by barbieconConnoisseur August 18, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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