Person -2

satan in the urbandictionary universe. he speaks latin for some reason

Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no

Person -2 by humanoidian December 3, 2025

Person 

If you don’t know what a person is you should get out more.

That’s a person

Person by Linguine88 April 8, 2020

Person ∞ 

Person ∞ is the person who controls everything in UrbanDictionary, the creator of UrbanDictionary, and is never shown.

Person 1: hey-
Person 2: I'M TRYNA RESIST PERSON-
Person ∞: Never, person 2.

Person ∞ by TheUrbanCrafter July 21, 2023

person 

1. That guy you see when you look in the mirror.

2. A form of kickboxing most commonly used by the Japanese sushi chefs.

1. I looked in the mirror the other day and saw that one person.

2. The art of Personing has been perfected and reperfected many times over.

person by Stuff It September 5, 2003

Person 

: Also featured in "Grey's Anatomy", a person is a trusting friend who helps you out a lot and is just always there for you.

Girl 1: I can trust you with anything, your my person.

Girl 2: Aw, thanks!

Person by Black123 October 7, 2009

Person 

A byproduct of a sexual encounter between two other people.

Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.

Person by Mike the Ekim January 20, 2009

Person 

Why are you looking this up?

Man, only a dumb person would look this up.

Person by Hwjskfjdjwmsndjcjcjsjwjwkdkzka June 3, 2018