42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

A word that can be substituted for any noun.
Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.
by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005
when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.
I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.
by Mike the Ekim January 28, 2006
A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004
I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.
Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.
William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!
by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005