42 definitions by Mike the Ekim

Philadelphia

The most awesome city in the world.

Who needs New York City when you can go to Philadelphia?

by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

Marklar

A word that can be substituted for any noun.

Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.

by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005

reject

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

by Mike the Ekim January 28, 2006

Manwhore

A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.

Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004

I can't let the girl I love fall into the hands of a manwhore!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

square dance

An "activity" that high school gym teachers use to force teenagers into dancing with members of the opposite sex that they're not attracted to.

Damnit! I got Ashley as my square dance partner! I wanted have my girlfriend as my partner, but her partner is Ashley's boyfriend!

by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 2, 2006

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 8, 2005