Every single person you know only exists because two other people boinked, including those two other people, and the two other people whose liason resulted in their existence, ad infinitum.
by Mike the Ekim October 06, 2008
From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005
Last marklar, I took my marklar to the marklar, and we had marklar for marklar. Then, I went to marklar.
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005
I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.
by Mike the Ekim January 28, 2006
A man who takes advantage of women by telling them he won't love them unless she does something for him, such as sex. He may also cheat on them.
Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004
Sadly, a close friend of mine took her life after finding out she had been taken advantage of by a manwhore. R.I.P. Brandy 1989-2004
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
My girlfriend's been wearing the same bra since she was eleven years old. It's an A and she's a DD. She claims it's a booby trap.
by Mike the Ekim April 09, 2005
We all live in a yellow submarine.
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005