Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.
Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.
a country that is really big
"Wow, Brazil is big!" -George W. Bush
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
The next time you see someone harass a freshman, remind the offender that he too was once a freshman.
A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.
That woman has a vagina.
1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids
1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.
easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things
Look! Gullible's written on the celing!